Lemon Squeezer

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A little humor for this tax season….                       LEMON SQUEEZER At a local bar in West Kelowna.…The owner & bartender, was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing $1000 bet.  The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the lemon to a patron.   Anyone who could squeeze two more drops of juice out of it, would win the money.   Many people had tried, over the years: weightlifters, longshoremen, football players etc., but nobody […]

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Bookkeeping Humor

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          This is a busy time of year for bookkeepers, here is some humor for all of us crunching numbers for deadlines… Bookkeeping Swear Words. Unreconciled Audit Journal Discrepancy Unknown expense Late Filing Penalty T4 Summary overpayment Missed Instalment Payment Unfiled returns Damaged Database Can’t Find File As you gather your paperwork for your bookkeeper, when you provide it organized and neat we can complete your file faster and more efficiently and with this will also cost you less money!    

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A little bookkeeping humor

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A Little Friday Humor…   A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million dollars. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million […]

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